Never Trust A Man (Who Plays Guitar) letra

So I dip this pen in arsenic
I write a song for every president
that won't ever get shot in the face

And I wrap these strings in plastic explosives
I walk down to the court house
with one strum I level the place

But hasn't anybody learned
don't ever trust a man who plays guitar
The day I rob a banks the first day I'm not lying
to you or me about what I believe

So when I die then let my gravestone read
rest in peace, funk no pulses no
is no excuse not to dance
If I live then let my heart be
like a beating picket line
they'll sooner see a corpse than see a scab

Hasn't anybody learned
the last who make the moves
are the first to say the words
the day I rob a banks the first day I live my life
as an honest man, an honest man
The day I go to jail trying to rob a bank
Is the day I finally get what I deserve

Wingnut Dishwashers Union - Letras

• Ain't Nobody's Business
• Alley Cat
• Come On, Feel The Noise
• D.I.Y. Gangsta (T.R.E.A.M.)
• Do You Wanna Go To Party Town?
• For A Girl In Rhinelander, WI
• Free And Alone
• Fuck Every Cop (Who Ever Did His Job)
• Fuck Shit Up! (Whanananananana)
• Fuck Shit Up! (Whanananananana)
• Jesus Does The Dishes
• Just Because I Don't Say Anything (Doesn't Mean I've Got Nothing To Say)
• Love Song
• My Idea Of Fun
• Never Trust A Man (Who Plays Guitar)
• No Future (Road Song)
• Picking Sides
• Pop Jam
• Proudhon In Manhattan
• Reason To Breathe
• Sellout Song
• Smoke Bongs/Sing Songs/Lost At Sea
• Stop Being So Cool And Get Silly
• Urine Speaks Louder Than Words